I gotten this email today and i though it was so cute i wanted to share!
KIDS' LITTLE INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE
Never trust a dog to watch your food.> Patrick, Age 10
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.> Matthew, Age 12
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.> Andrew, Age 9
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.> Rocky, Age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.> Stephanie, Age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.> Rosemary, Age 7
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Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower.> Lamar, Age 10
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your> Parents are doing taxes.> Carrol, Age 9
Never bug a pregnant Mom.> Nicholas, Age 11
Don't ever be too full for dessert.> Kelly, Age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.> Heather, Age 16
Never tell your Mom her diet's not working.> Michael, Age 14
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.> Joel, Age 12
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on> the phone.> Alyesha, Age 13
Never try to baptize a cat.> Laura, Age 13
Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.> Molly, Age 11
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.> Chelsey, Age 7
Stay away from prunes.> Randy, Age 9
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.> Phillip, Age 13
Forget the cake, go for the icing.> Cynthia, Age 8
Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's> house.> Joanne, Age 11
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